Declan's Birth Story

After all the labor stories I've read, all the pregnancy forums I've stalked, and all my googling of pre-labor symptoms, nothing prepared me for the way this labor and delivery worked out. Especially not Ez's labor.

I didn't go into either of my labors with a set plan or any expectations other than delivering a healthy baby, but after my long, relatively painless labor with Ez (thank you, epidural!), this is kinda what I was imagining: I wanted to go into labor on my own (unlike with Ez), maybe feel an hour or so of contractions, show up at the hospital 3 or 4 centimeters dilated, get an epidural, then watch an entire season of Game of Thrones while I fully dilated. 

Ha. AHAHahhhaha! No. Declan was on his own schedule. Once he decided to make his entrance, he wasted no time getting here.

In case the title didn't give it away, this post may get a little long and icky, so read at your own risk.

Here's what really happened. I woke up at 4:10 am on Thursday the 25th (3 days before my due date) with my first contraction. I immediately thought "we might have a baby by this evening!" 3 minutes later another contraction. And then another and another. I downloaded a contraction timing app, and hunkered down ready to time them for the next hour, looking for that standard 5-1-1 formula the doctors always tell you to look for. (Contractions 5 minutes apart, lasting a minute each, for an hour.) Mine started at 2-3 minutes apart and felt like intense pms cramps. After about twenty minutes they had escalated way beyond cramps and I was thinking how nice an epidural would be. By this point I was either on my hands and knees moaning and rocking my hips through each contraction, or I was on the toilet where my bladder and everything else was emptying out.

 At 4:50 I woke Joe up. Shortly after the pain got so intense that I was pretty much screaming through each contraction as he ran around getting ready to leave. Around 5:00 my water burst while I was on the toilet. Like it literally exploded and managed to go everywhere. Joe could hear a huge splash from out in the hallway. Around that time he left his mom a voicemail asking her to pick Ez up from the hospital and then put Ez in the car still sleeping. He tried to usher me to the car and I remember telling him not to touch me and begging him to just wait a minute while I screamed through another contraction. He asked if he should call an ambulance because he was worried he wouldn't be able to coax me to the car. I said no and told him to hurry to the car as soon as that contraction ended. Ez was already in his car seat in the front so I could have the backseat to myself. I kneeled on the floor hunched over the backseat screaming through each contraction, which were pretty much back to back at that point. I remember making Joe stop the car a few times before we even left our street because the pain was too intense while the car was moving.

Originally my doctor wanted me to go to a hospital half an hour away (not counting LA traffic) because she can't deliver at the one closest to our house, but there was no way that was happening, so we went to the hospital 5 minutes away. Worst 5 minute drive ever. I was in the back screaming, which woke Ez and he was crying and slightly hysterical because he couldn't see me, he could just hear me in pain in the backseat. I still feel bad for how traumatizing that was for him. Hopefully he won't remember any of it. Joe tried distracting him by turning up the radio and talking about cars. 

At 5:30 Joe pulled up in front of the ER, ran inside to get me a wheelchair and then pushed the crazy screaming pregnant lady inside. It was Hollywood movie status by this point. I vaguely remember a few older people in wheelchairs waiting in the ER, and I'm sure I scared the hell out of them because I was so loud and dramatic. I didn't even have shoes on because my flip flops fell off in the car and I didn't care enough to put them back on. The only lucid thing I remember about that wheelchair ride was telling Joe he couldn't push me any further because he had go take care of Ez, who was still waiting in the car outside the ER entrance. The security guard took over and wheeled me straight to the labor and delivery room while I was writhing and screaming in pain. I climbed up on a bed and immediately there were 5 or 6 nurses in the room. I remember telling one of them not to touch me as she was trying to check how far along I was while I was having a contraction. In my head I was thinking I'd be a 4 or 5, because I'd read so many labor stories of women in excruciating pain only to be told they were just 3 centimeters dilated. Nope. In between contractions the nurse checked and I was 9 centimeters. 9! And part of me thinks she was lying and I was actually a 10, but she wanted me to wait to push till the doctor got there.

I pretty much knew right then that there would be no epidural, but that didn't stop me from begging for one in between each contraction. I hadn't even considered a natural birth, so I had no pain management plan, no positive affirmations, no coach, Joe wasn't even in the room with me. Earlier in labor I'd try to remind myself during each contraction that the pain is natural and that's how it's supposed to feel, but by the time we left for the hospital I was just cursing each contraction and willing them to stop. The thought of pushing through them without an epidural scared the crap out of me.

During each contraction I'd twist on my side and cling to the bed screaming or making dying-animal sounds, or crying that I can't do this. The nurses tried to calm me down and told me to breathe instead of screaming, but I'm pretty sure I just yelled at them to not touch me and begged for an epidural some more. One of the nurses was holding my legs together so I couldn't push, another nurse was getting the birthing mitts (in case she had to catch the baby before the on call doctor arrived), and the IV lady was trying to get me hooked up and telling me I couldn't move during my contractions. At one point Joe walked in to drop off my purse and I remember yelling at him to get Ez out of there. Having Ez see me like that was definitely the most stressful part of the day. I wish I could have controlled myself better in front of him, but those contractions had a mind of their own. I remember someone else asking me questions like my address and social security for the forms, which I somehow managed to answer in between contractions, while another nurse kept putting clipboards in front of me and showing me where to sign. What the heck I agreed to during that time I have no idea. 

Joe later told me he could hear me screaming from the lobby, which was not that close to the room I was in. If I had to describe what my contractions felt like, the closest thing I can think of is being sawed in half from the inside out. Completely different from Ez when I felt back labor.

Around 6 am the on call doctor showed up (much to the relief of the nurses, I'm sure). They put me in the stirrups, checked how dilated I was, and told me I could start pushing. I remember them trying to hold my knees back and me yelling at them to not touch me and to give me a minute (notice a theme here?) because my legs were cramping. Then my contractions slowed down slightly, and by 6:10 I was ready to start pushing. I pushed as hard as I could through the first contraction, and a small part of my brain was thinking how I couldn't do this without an epidural but then a much bigger part of my brain told me to just push as hard as I could and get this baby out so the contractions would stop. The idea of making the pain stop was hugely motivating to me, and is by far the biggest pro about not getting an epidural. I was on a mission. The next contraction I pushed hard enough to get his head out and immediately felt so much better. With the third contraction, at 6:20 am, the rest of his little body came out and he immediately started screaming. They put him on me for a few minutes before they cleaned him up and I could not stop marveling at the fact that he was actually there, in my arms. The nurse showed me his umbilical cord, which he'd somehow managed to tie into a knot, so perhaps that's why he was in such a hurry to get out?

Absolutely perfect.

The after birth was quick and painless, and the stitches sucked, but in relation to the contractions they were no big deal. It occurred to me I should probably let Joe know what had happened, and around 7, after I was cleaned up, Joe and Ez got to meet Declan. We finally discussed names, and after seeing him, we decided he was indeed a Declan (which is also the only name both Joe and I agreed on). So, at 6:20 am, after 2 hours and 10 minutes of labor, Declan Lawrence Craig made his fast and dramatic entrance into the world.

Brothers meeting for the first time. 

For Joe's sake, I'm sad he couldn't witness Declan's birth. I know he felt helpless having to wait in the lobby while I was in so much pain, but I was in my own world and there was nothing he could've done besides stand by and watch if he had been there. Plus Ez needed a lot of consoling by that point. Joe's mom never did make it down to pick Ez up since the whole thing happened so fast, so he was there for the entire thing. Declan clearly had his own agenda that day and we were all just along for the ride.

First pic of all my boys.

Since my delivery was the most exciting thing going on in the hospital that morning, or at least the loudest, all the nurses came up to me at one point or another during my stay to tell me their own labor stories. I already had a huge amount of respect for all women who go through labor, and especially long, drawn out natural labors, but now I definitely want to point out that all you moms are warriors. I didn't choose a natural labor, and I can't say I would do it again, but the mental resolve to get through it is pretty incredible. If you believe that God only gives you what you can handle, then I'm pretty sure there's a reason my labor was only two hours long. I was at my max by that point. Now that some time has passed, the whole experience is so surreal to me. It took awhile for me to register that Declan is actually here, on the outside. He got here so fast that even while I was holding him it didn't feel real.

A few random notes:

Pre-labor I remember being fascinated about whether or not any of those natural induction methods work. So, in case you're wondering, I didn't do a single thing to induce labor. No spicy foods, weird drink concoctions, citrus fruits...absolutely nada. I also didn't have my membranes swept. Doctors always tell you to walk a lot to get labor started, but instead I pretty much sat around on my couch doing nothing for the week leading up to labor. So while I can't say definitively that those methods don't work, I can say that your body will go into labor all on it's own without any outside help. After the way everything turned out, I'm a pretty firm believer that in regards to pregnancy and childbirth your body is gonna do what it wants to do and you have zero control over it.

As far as pre-labor symptoms go, I did feel some pms style cramps on and off for about a week before. There were one or two days with some fairly strong braxton hicks, but it never progressed. Also, my body was constantly cleaning itself out, if you get my drift, for about a week. Other than that, there was nothing that stood out to let me know I'd be going into labor that day, yet somehow, when I felt that first contraction, I knew it was the real deal and not braxton hicks.

A few differences between my medicated labor with Ez and this natural one: 

• Several people have called this labor easier than Ez's just because it was faster. In reality, I would rate Ez's labor as much easier. Although I was in the hospital a lot longer, the pain of Declan's birth was unreal to me, and it was much more chaotic and stressful, especially since Ez had to witness a lot of it.
• With Ez, Joe and the nurses kept telling me that his head was right there, but I couldn't feel it at all because of the epidural, which probably had a lot to do with why it took so long (2 hours) to push Ez out. With Declan, I could actually feel him being pushed out, so I didn't need as much guidance from the nurses, I just had to listen to my body. 
• One nice thing about this labor is that I didn't puff up from being on an IV for days like I did with Ez. This time they barely had a chance to get an IV in before Declan was born, and they only left it in for a few hours.
• With Ez all the blood vessels in my eyes burst after pushing for two hours. This time I pretty much looked like my normal (6 months pregnant) self right after.
• Ez and I both went right to sleep after he was born, and I'm not sure if that had to do with the epidural, or how long it took to push him out, or the fact that he was born at 3 am. Declan and I were both pretty alert right afterward. I only slept maybe an hour or two in a 40 hour period and I felt fine. 
• This recovery has been easier. With Ez I had an episiotomy and this time I tore so both times I needed stitches, but walking and sitting felt much more painful after Ez than this time. In fact, we left the hospital after just a day instead of two like we did with Ez. 
• This isn't related to the actual labor, but one difference of having a second child vs. first is that Declan and I spent the night in the hospital by ourselves, since Joe was at home with Ez. While I'm a little sad for Joe that he didn't get as much early bonding time with Declan as he did with Ez, it was nice to have Declan all to myself for a little bit. 

Despite the loud, dramatic, speediness of his birth, Declan is actually a super laid back, mellow baby. He loves his pacifier, white noise, being rocked, sleeping on our chests, and, of course, mama's milk. He's a total sweetheart, and we're all completely in love (even Ez - most of the time). I know all mamas say this, but it really is true that I would do the whole thing again in a heartbeat for him. 

If you made it this far, thanks for following along on this super long and detailed post! 

Baby Makes Three - Ezra's Birth Story

After 41 weeks + 2 days of pregnancy and 26 hours of labor, Ezra made his entrance into the world at 3:06 am on May 13, 2013. He weighed 7 pounds, 13 ounces and was 20 inches long. He is absolutely perfect and we are so in love.

On Saturday, May 11th, I went to my 41 week doctor appointment. Everything looked fine as far as Ezra's heart rate and fluids were concerned. The doctor estimated he was about 8lbs and asked if I wanted to schedule an induction. By that point I was about 2 centimeters dilated and had lost my mucus plug, so I asked how soon we could schedule the induction, thinking it would be a few days. When she said I could go in at 5pm that evening, I was a little surprised, but by that point I was ready to get the ball rolling so I told her to schedule it. 

Here's my last pregnancy pic:

41 weeks pregnant

I had read a lot of things about being induced, like the odds for a c-section are much higher, and the contractions can be more painful. Some people are in labor for days after being induced, and some people have their babies within hours of taking pitocin. I tried not to think about the worst case scenarios and just hoped for the best. I didn't have a birth plan going in. I just figured I'd see how painful the contractions were, and then decide if I wanted pain meds or not.  

We checked into the hospital at 7:30 pm that Saturday. The nurse asked me to walk around for a bit before they hooked me up to IVs and monitors. During the walk I felt a few relatively mild contractions. When they hooked me up to the monitors they discovered that I was having contractions 3 minutes apart, so the nurse was hesitant to start pitocin. They gave me two bags of IV fluids, and eventually we fell asleep, only to be awoken at 1 am by the nurse who checked my dilation, which was the same as that morning, so she hooked up a pitocin IV.

The next morning, they checked me again, and I was still only 3 centimeters. Around 1:00 that afternoon my doctor showed up and I was only 3-4 centimeters. At this rate, I was going to be in labor for at least a week. My doctor broke my water without any warning (VERY uncomfortable). The doctor told us there was meconium in the fluid, which meant they had to closely monitor Ezzy and make sure the labor didn't take too long. That meant that if things didn't start progressing soon, we'd have to do a c-section, which I really wanted to avoid.

Almost immediately after she broke my water I got my first real contraction. I was squeezing the heck out of Joe's hand. By the time my second contraction kicked in, I was asking for an epidural. Turns out contractions are VERY painful. Everything I had felt up to this point felt like menstrual cramps, but these new contractions were in my back and hips. Luckily, the anesthesiologist got there within a few minutes. They made Joe leave and as I sat up tons more water came gushing out of me. It felt like several gallons. All the while I was trying to sit still during contractions. As uncomfortable as that was, it was all worth it once the numbness sank in a little while later. I felt like a new person. My family showed up and I was able to visit with them during the contractions like nothing was going on.

Thankfully, things were actually progressing relatively quickly. Every time the nurses checked I was a few more centimeters dilated. It took me 11 hours from the time they broke my water to go from a 3-4 to a 10. Once I was at 10 centimeters the nurse told me we would wait an hour before I started pushing. Joe was sleeping at that point, so I woke him up around 12:30am to let him know we would start pushing in half an hour. By that point the medication had worn off somewhat, so I could feel the contractions in my back and hips, though not as intense as before. A little after 1am the nurse had me do some practice pushes which quickly turned into real pushes. From that point things were a blur for me. I will say that pushing was a lot harder than I imagined. Joe said he could see Ezra's head for awhile, and even though I could feel the contractions, I couldn't feel Ezra at all. I had heard many other mothers say they felt a strong urge to push toward the end, but I never felt that. Pushing was actually the last thing I wanted to do once the painful back contractions started. I had to rely completely on the nurses telling me what to do without any real idea of how close we were to the finish line.

After what felt like forever and no time at all, the doctor pulled Ezra out into the world. It was such a surreal feeling. After two days in the hospital he was finally here. And just like everyone always says, all the pain was worth it in the end. I didn't get to see him right away because a pediatrician was waiting to make sure he was ok after floating around in his meconium-filled amniotic fluid for who knows how long. It felt like it took forever for Ezra to cry, and I couldn't see anything, so I asked Joe if he was ok and right at that moment Ezzy let out his first cry. That was the best sound in the world. Joe and I looked at each other and we both started crying too. Joe stayed right next to me while the doctor stitched me up and the pediatrician checked out Ezzy. After what felt like forever they put him on my chest and most of the people left the room so we could have our hour of skin to skin time. Ezzy and I both looked like we'd just returned from a week-long battle, while Joe looked completely wide awake and elated.

Speaking of Joe, he was absolutely amazing. He stayed with me and Ezra for the entire five days we were in the hospital. Ezra is so lucky to have such an incredibly loving and hands-on father, and I couldn't ask for a more supportive and loving partner. I love both of my boys so much:

Cheers to Ezra